George Lucas has his digitally remastered Star Wars movies, there are (digitally remastered :) SubSpace Star Wars shipsets, and here they are: the Star Wars audio messages... digitally remastered of course :) zip file 360 KB
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all_too_easy.wav (11khz,8bit,mono) 10 KB
"All too easy." The famed Darth Vader sample. Now shipping... undistorted! (a rarity amongst all_too_easy samples)

dont_make_me_destroy_u.wav (11khz,8bit,mono) 30 KB
"Don't make me destroy you!" Even Darth Vader cannot stand a.n.t.s (attacking neg terriers :)

ewok_growl.wav (22khz,8bit,mono) 27 KB
An Ewok growling, you know, these cute little furry creatures in The Return of the Jedi.

i_mean_u_no_harm.wav (22khz,8bit,mono) 26 KB
"I mean you no harm." Well, i wouldn't believe that, even if it was the real Yoda! :)

impressive.wav (11khz,8bit,mono) 27 KB
"Impressive!" Are you on a Death*.*, ep__, Atomic Energy, Darkshooter, Evil Illusion, DeathWing, stripper or Tioga turret? (in no particular order and mail me if i forgot you :) Let them know they do well!

jabba_laugh.wav (11khz,8bit,mono) 32 KB
"HOhohohohohohohoho!" Jabba the Hutt is quite good at laughing...

crumb_laugh.wav (16khz,8bit,mono) 30 KB
"Oh hoahahahahahaah!" ...but his little crumb does it even better. That's his job, and he's damn good at it!

jabba_n_crumb_laugh.wav (12khz,8bit,mono) 30 KB
And for those who can't decide, here's Jabba and the Salacious Crumb in joint effort.

millions_of_voices.wav (8khz,8bit,mono) 32 KB
"Millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and suddenly silenced." And the millions of points suddenly gained from that turret kill suddenly boosted my neg-raped average :)

ootanee.wav (22khz,8bit,mono) 15 KB
"Ootanee!" The Ewok battle cry, very inspiring!

r2d2.wav (11khz,8bit,mono) 17 KB and r2dtoo.wav (11khz,8bit,mono) 31 KB
R2D2 beeps and whistles.

reckless.wav (8khz,8bit,mono) 16 KB
"You are reckless!" I couldn't figure out if that's a compliment or an insult, but it sounds good :)

shukadaa.wav (11khz,8bit,mono) 25 KB
"Shukadaa! - ooaao!" If i remember well, it's the scene where R2D2 gets captured by the droid merchants... Anyway, again, it sounds great!

strong_am_i.wav (16khz,8bit,mono) 31 KB
"Strong am i with the force." Some fellows would rather say that the lag is strong on Yoda :)

underestimate.wav (8khz,8bit,mono) 30 KB
"You underestimate the power of the dark side!" Yes, do not underestimate the power of the a.n.t.!

unfairly.wav (8khz,8bit,mono) 26 KB
"Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly?" Come on, whiner, it's only a game!

we_r_doomed.wav (22khz,8bit,mono) 13B
"We're doomed!" Poor C3P0, caught in chaos zone's j12 :)

wed_be_honored.wav (11khz,8bit,mono) 31 KB
"We would be honored if you would join us." Use this sound with an equally honorable invite, and you'll have your freq filled in no time!

yoda_laugh.wav (22khz,8bit,mono) 32 KB
"hmmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm" Yoda laughing.

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updated 31/8/97 by yours truly, Moneo